You might be the funniest guy in the world, but if you don't have anything to talk about, people are eventually going to gravitate towards the guy that's actually saying something.

I ain't never called nobody no redskin. I've never been mad, like, 'Get out of this restaurant, you redskin.'

Some sarcasm is best told simply. Some humor is best told big and some is best told small.

It's a well-known fact that tall people are evil.

I love making people laugh. And I love laughing.

Success isn't supposed to happen, no matter how hard you work. There's no guarantee you're going to succeed. There's nothing set in stone.

You don't have to treat people differently. You may be living a different lifestyle, but the person living that different lifestyle still can relate to anybody and have the same amazing personality of the guy from North Philly.