I don't take pictures when I'm with my kids, for the sake of my kids. It's important when you're as busy as I am that you give your kids your time when you're with them, and nothing compromises that. I've been lucky enough to have fans that understand that.

I'm a whopping 5 foot 4 inches tall. I'm not going to get any taller.

Having other comedians complimenting my work is the biggest accolade that I can get.

People see me on the street, and they point to me, and they're like, 'Hey! All right, all right, all right!'

My daughter doesn't even get my humor. She's like, 'Um, no. I don't get it, Dad. Mmm, no, not that one, Dad.'

I try to be funny and not ignorant.

What women need to understand is that men don't communicate. It's not intentional or on purpose. We're just not as emotional. You ladies feel like you have to express yourselves.