Laughter heals all wounds, and that's one thing that everybody shares. No matter what you're going through, it makes you forget about your problems. I think the world should keep laughing.

A lot of blood, sweat, and tears have gone into this career of mine.

The day you stop doing the small things is the day you think you're above everybody else.

The same thing I did in 2013 is what I'm trying to do in 2014, which is continue to improve, continue to shock people. You know, I have several projects coming up between 2014 and 2015, and hopefully by 2015, I'll have another hour of stand-up material where I'll be able to go on the road and tour again.

The beauty of me is I'm always going to ask. I'll never not ask.

If you're my bestfriend I shouldn't have to ask you to lie for me.

I think sometimes celebrities get so big, they're not reachable.