I know how easy it is to put your foot in your mouth.

I think death is not simply the last few moments of life, death is something that runs throughout the whole of life. Each of our moments is not only the possibility of affirmation, but it's also we're saying farewell at each moment to something.

I don't think you get successful to brag and throw what you have in the world's face. That's all private.

The racehorses assemble at the starting barrier in all the finery of a mediaeval pageant, the jockeys in silks like figures from a Tarot pack, the bookies in leather and tweeds standing beside their boards each confident that the future has been controlled.

Chris Rock does the political thing really well, but that never worked for me.

Expect me to continue what I've been doing, which is trying to take over the world.

Almost anything can be funny if said the right way - but it has to be said the right way.