As soon as we try to write the simplest sentence about God, we find ourselves in anxious perplexities, but when we stop trying to write about God and talk with God, God is there and we can talk with God.

I didn't work hard to sit down and not work.

The only time you should look back in life, is to see how far you have come.

I can get where some scientists would say comedians are crazy. What you have to understand: A lot of comedians are dealing with a dark passion. A lot of these are guys coming from a tumultuous life, including myself. Some people need outlets, a way to express yourself.

You might be the funniest guy in the world, but if you don't have anything to talk about, people are eventually going to gravitate towards the guy that's actually saying something.

I know how I get hard. Running on a treadmill behind women in a gym normally does it for me.

The best feeling in the world is seeing the benefits and rewards of hard work.