I try to be funny and not ignorant.

I ain't never called nobody no redskin. I've never been mad, like, 'Get out of this restaurant, you redskin.'

I'm not a good storm-outer... because I forget stuff.

I'm good friends with Jay Leno, good friends with Ed O'Neill, Melanie Fiona and Russell Simmons.

I think women go crazy for a reason. It's not like it just happens.

Stand-up comedy is mine: it's my entity; it's my brand; I own it. I do it when I want to do it.

My daughter doesn't even get my humor. She's like, 'Um, no. I don't get it, Dad. Mmm, no, not that one, Dad.'