My daughter has impressions that she does of me.
What? Okay, back up. How in the hell do you 'turn up missing'?
People don't want to hear about me having leather walls or gold toilets.
I can get where some scientists would say comedians are crazy. What you have to understand: A lot of comedians are dealing with a dark passion. A lot of these are guys coming from a tumultuous life, including myself. Some people need outlets, a way to express yourself.
My goals are so high.
My son is becoming me - just a silly, silly prankster guy.