I'm a health nut, but when I eat, I go hard.

Men and women do think differently, and frankly, we don't understand each other. Not at all! But that's what makes relationships so amazing.

You can do the same thing with $20 million that you would do with $50 million. So at a certain point in your life and in your career, you realise that it's not about the money.

I don't have to change anything. I think that's the secret to comedy. You want to be universal and appeal to everyone.

I don't see how people are comfortable with seeing other people be great. You can be happy for anybody, but what is your excuse to not want to be great? These people are great because they just say, 'I'ma do that,' and they do it. That's it. There's no scientifical process.

I'm a whopping 5 foot 4 inches tall. I'm not going to get any taller.

Bieber has 10 million fans - most are in middle schools, or standing at least 500 feet away from one.