He was a god of rock. He nearly solved all the world's problems with nothing but power chords and anguished cries into a microphone.

You don't need to say any special incantation or sacrifice a stray cat or something first?

I didn't respond, because naked people never win arguments.

I tend to vacillate between belief systems. Right now I'm kind of checking out the whole buffet, you know, and maybe in a little while I'll decide on what I want to put on my plate and chow down on.

On a Creep Scale from Hello Kitty to Cthulhu, I award it a Freddy Krueger. Granuaile MacTiernan

Yer a good lad, Atticus, mowin’ me lawn and killin’ what Brits come around.

As any war veteran will tell you, there is a vast difference between preparing for battle and actually facing battle for the first time.