He was a god of rock. He nearly solved all the world's problems with nothing but power chords and anguished cries into a microphone.

The royal hound's belly demands rubbing. Step lively, humans, neglect me not." ~Oberon

Atticus "What's this religion going to be called?" Oberon "Poochism" A:"and the name of this holy writ I will be typing for you?" O:"The dead flea scrolls: A Sirius Prophecy.

I hoped you would consider it seriously instead of laughing at it.' 'Mr. Chamkanni said much the same thing in bed the first night home from the hospital

Am I not a fearsome enemy?" "You frighten me primally.

There is always a price to pay for badassery. Neo was a badass in the Matrix and the Matrix Reloaded, but the price he had to pay was The Matrix Revolutions.

When in doubt, blame the dark elves.