When in doubt, blame the dark elves.

Now go and stake some vamps. Especially the sparkly emo ones.

Do Angels have assholes?" Atticus O'Sullivan - Hexed

Sweet Honey of Dagda, now I was babbling.

Icy glares from vampires are far icier than icy glares from people and when the vampire giving you an icy glare is originally from Iceland, you're confronted with the archetypal origin of the term, and you shouldn't be surprised if your core body temperature drops a few degrees.

He was a god of rock. He nearly solved all the world's problems with nothing but power chords and anguished cries into a microphone.

As any war veteran will tell you, there is a vast difference between preparing for battle and actually facing battle for the first time. You can be told that reading Victor Hugo will sap your will to live, but you can't understand what it means until you've read a few chapters and your eyes are glazed over and someone has to revive you with a defibrillator.