Wow you need to get some sun.” “Shut up. I'm Irish.

That’s what a skinwalker is: a mean asshole with a meaner spirit squatting inside.” "I’ve run into some of those at the dog park," Oberon said. "They’re usually attached to Chihuahuas.

If I waved that in front of a museum curator, he'd promptly lose control of his salivary glands.

As any war veteran will tell you, there is a vast difference between preparing for battle and actually facing battle for the first time.

They never predict anything fun," Granuaile answered. "Just once I'd like to hear a prophet tell someone, 'Thou shalt win a bitchin' Camaro on a game show.

I've often been flabbergasted by modern pharmaceutical ads on television. The list of side effects for some maladies often sound worse than the condition they're supposed to treat. Once I even heard "heart failure" listed as a side effect, and I wondered how that happened. Heart failure sounds like a pretty major event to me, and if you're willing to risk heart failure in order to avoid the mild discomfort of some other condition, then may the gods shield you from harm, since you're obviously seeking it out.

Yes and I appreciate it. But this is going to be difficult enough without running my words through a filter of illiteracy.