That's right, there's free beer in Irish paradise. Everyone's jealous.

She switched from ecstasy to embarrassment at about Mach five.

Lie down and offer your throat. No, wait, that's how dogs submit. I know! Offer her you're wallet!" Oberon

It’s best not to experiment on yourself. Bacon practically froze himself to death in one of his experiments and died of pneumonia.” {Right! Bacon must be heated. Knew that already, but thanks for the reminder.}

The point is, Mrs. MacDonagh, that the universe is exactly the size that your soul can encompass. Some people live in extremely small worlds, and some live in a world of infinite possibility.

Tell her I am Peace Dawg but I think her cats are closely allied with The Man. I'm going to stick it to them.

Now go and stake some vamps. Especially the sparkly emo ones.