Aw, no. You’re taking us to that vegetarian place, aren’t you? It’s a coffee place. You can’t just automatically classify anything that isn’t a steak house as vegetarian. Yes, I can. This is America. You said Americans assert their own opinions as if they were facts and dismiss inconvenient facts as mere opinions.

You don't need to say any special incantation or sacrifice a stray cat or something first?

Yes and I appreciate it. But this is going to be difficult enough without running my words through a filter of illiteracy.

Now go and stake some vamps. Especially the sparkly emo ones.

Bullshit, as you Americans say. He's Irish. The Irish say bullshit too.

There are some sights that, once seen, can never be unseen. They replay themselves on a loop in your mind’s home-theatre system with Dolby surround sound until you’re so desperate to be rid of them that you’ll resort to other loops simply to dislodge them for a while.

As any war veteran will tell you, there is a vast difference between preparing for battle and actually facing battle for the first time.