Yes and I appreciate it. But this is going to be difficult enough without running my words through a filter of illiteracy.

Bring it,muthafuckas.Bring it.

But now that she was my apprentice, every such thought caused a guilty twitch in my neck, as if someone had dropped a sleek, stinky ferret there. Guilt ferrets are bastards.

You don't need to say any special incantation or sacrifice a stray cat or something first?

You are telling me that your lawyer is a bloodsucking vampire?

There is always a price to pay for badassery. Neo was a badass in the Matrix and the Matrix Reloaded, but the price he had to pay was The Matrix Revolutions.

Poison?" she (Granuaile)said,"I hope it isn't iocane powder.