I'm not a gay man, but I will say this: I get it now. I know what all the hype is about.

I just want to put some positive stuff out there. If it works, great. If it doesn't, no problem.

I took a public speaking class in college and managed to make the class laugh a little bit.

Just me onstage with a mike having an intimate relationship with the audience. I don't get nervous for that. I just get excited.

Sometimes I make my life a living hell by writing complex stories with complex characters. But I love it.

Imagine what I could have done in ten years. I could have learned to speak Japanese. I could have played every RPG video game ever created, and if I spoke Japanese I could have played the foreign ones too! Man, I could have built a spaceship in my backyard and flew it to the moon and back, if I wanted.

Every few months I'll pop into a comedy club or go to Vegas.