I've always been the guy who doesn't necessarily get it with women. A woman would have to say, 'I like you, I want to go out with you, you can ask me.' And still I would question it. Did she mean it?

I really wasn't a class clown.

If I do a movie where I have to have a son and it's a chubby kid, my mother is always like, 'You were never like that.' She gets so upset about it.

There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap.

Pie...it fills the cracks of the heart. Go away, pain.

I think I invented the phrase 'Don't overdo it.'

Just me onstage with a mike having an intimate relationship with the audience. I don't get nervous for that. I just get excited.