I had many teachers that were great, positive role models and taught me to be a good person and stand up and be a good man. A lot of the principals they taught me still affect how I act sometimes and it's 30 years later.

Sometimes I make my life a living hell by writing complex stories with complex characters. But I love it.

Pie...it fills the cracks of the heart. Go away, pain.

I don't want to be known as this goody-two-shoes who can only do comedies where puppies are licking peanut butter off my face.

As American as an apple is and as American as baseball is, they don't go together. You can't be chewing an apple at a baseball game. You've got to let go of the diet that day.

I've always been the guy who doesn't necessarily get it with women. A woman would have to say, 'I like you, I want to go out with you, you can ask me.' And still I would question it. Did she mean it?

Nobody actually ever does this—escaping through a window.