Every time you make a decision, you mess with someone's life.

For some reason and I don't know why, but I don't think that I'm funny in California. So I always want to do my movies east somewhere.

There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap.

I took a public speaking class in college and managed to make the class laugh a little bit.

Imagine what I could have done in ten years. I could have learned to speak Japanese. I could have played every RPG video game ever created, and if I spoke Japanese I could have played the foreign ones too! Man, I could have built a spaceship in my backyard and flew it to the moon and back, if I wanted.

I would always love to be an athlete, but it's got to be a tough day when you have to hang up those cleats.

Teachers have a chance to mold someone, inspire them. I hope all teachers realize that.