I grew up watching stand-ups and thought it was so entertaining and unique - you didn’t see that as a job description anywhere.

I really like to read when I'm eating - 'The New York Times' or the 'Wall Street Journal,' paper version.

I'm probably more of a stand-up comedian than an actor.

The hardest thing about moving to California from Connecticut was just missing my family. If I went back, it would be just because I was homesick.

A special validates you as a stand-up by documenting your material.

Marriage is great. It'll calm you down - that and neutering.

If people can't deal with their problems, they numb themselves a little bit.