I grew up watching stand-ups and thought it was so entertaining and unique - you didn’t see that as a job description anywhere.

There's so many vegetarian foods now that are available at the market . The same with drive-throughs. Now, a lot of them serve veggie burgers just like the restaurants are doing. So, it's really very easy.

The ethical argument regarding abortion hinges on the question of when life begins. Some believe life begins at forty.

I was never really an impressionist. If there was somebody within my range, maybe I could work on it and do a little exaggeration of them - which I think is really the way to do an impression.

I have a wandering eye and a lazy eye so they cancel each other out. It's a push.

As a comedian, you're kind of like a blues musician; you have to live a little bit.

It seems like all the sitcoms on now, the families are kind of dysfunctional.