Me and Conan O'Brien and Robert Smigel and Dana Carvey wrote a script called 'Hans and Franz: The Girlyman Dilemma,' and it was going to be co-produced with Arnold Schwarzenegger, and he was going to co-star in it. We had a deal with Sony, we got paid to write it, and it was a musical, but it never got made because...I think Arnold kind of backed out at the last minute because he was getting cold feet because ;The Last Action Hero' had come out, where he was parodying himself. But it was a really funny script, and I wish it could've seen the light, because I think it would've done really well.

A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers.

The hardest thing about moving to California from Connecticut was just missing my family. If I went back, it would be just because I was homesick.

Breaking News: Winds so strong in NYC The Statue of Liberty's gown just blew off!

The ethical argument regarding abortion hinges on the question of when life begins. Some believe life begins at forty.

I became a vegetarian after I became aware of factory farming and slaughterhouses and the torture and inhumane handling of all these animals.

I'm probably more of a stand-up comedian than an actor.