AZRAEL: No pleasure, no rapture, no exquisite sin greater... than central air.

Live a "Why not?" life, man. Take the shot. The shot is always worth taking.

It's like a dream come true. When somebody is paying you to talk about yourself, you've won.

I'd see movies, comedies, and I loved 'Animal House', I loved all the John Hughes stuff, but I never saw me and my friends totally represented.

I'm not even supposed to be here today.

I sympathize far more with heavier people than I ever will with thin. I'll never be thin. Let's be honest.

Other filmmakers make their movies and put them out and that's that. For me, for some odd reason, it goes deeper than that.