AZRAEL: No pleasure, no rapture, no exquisite sin greater... than central air.

In the face of such hopelessness as our eventual, unavoidable death, there is little sense in not at least trying to accomplish all of your wildest dreams in life.

It's too expensive, that's the thing nobody wants to talk about. It is too expensive to make movies. That's not true, it is too expensive to market movies. Making movies is not.

If you're alive, kick into drive. Chase whimsies. See if you can turn dreams into a way to make a living, if not an entire way of life.

And George Carlin was a guy that the more he aged the younger he seemed.

I try never to worry in general. Worry is interest paid in advance on a debt that never comes due.

It's like a dream come true. When somebody is paying you to talk about yourself, you've won.