Is man, indeed, a walrus at heart?

The writer crafts their ideal world. In my world, everyone has really long conversations or just picks apart pop culture to death and everyone talks in monologue.

Everybody's got one killer story. It doesn't take talent to tell that story, it just takes experience.

Storytelling is my currency. It's my only worth. The only thing of value I have in this life is my ability to tell a story, whether in print, orating, writing it down or having people acting it out.

I know you're supposed to tell kids not to do drugs, but, kids, do it! Do weed! Don't do the other stuff, but weed is good

One man's frankness is another man's vulgarity.

Failure is success training.