I think generally I'm a pretty good person if I had to grade myself. Or toot my own horn.

I pissed on my diploma, smell the aroma.

A common man, even like myself, I don't know how to pay my taxes.

Money's really - you know, song writing, yes, there's money to be made and things like that. But really, when you talk about the real money, you talk about touring. No question.

People ask all the time, 'What would you be doing if you weren't Kid Rock?' It's simple: I'd be broke Kid Rock.

One thing that will make you quit smoking is sitting across from Keith Richards all night. I don't mind being ugly, but I sure don't want to look like that.

Getting married is the most fun you can have in life. Being married sucks