I think generally I'm a pretty good person if I had to grade myself. Or toot my own horn.

I don't tell 'U.S. Weekly' which parties I'm going to. I write songs.

You get what you put in and people get what they deserve.

I'm not a greedy man; there really is nothing I couldn't live without. But if there was a fire, and I saved my child and my pets, I'd be happy.

Getting married is the most fun you can have in life. Being married sucks

I hold the Key to my Own Success! (You do too!)

I've been to your mountains, I've been to your sea-side, and everywhere I went somebody's wanted a free ride.