I should curl up in a ball and cry. Instead i think about everything in the whole entire world that makes me angry - There is a lot, oh, there is a lot - and I start singing Justin Bieber at the top of my lungs.

Lish tried to swear--which is always funny, because the computer won't translate it. It went something like this: "Bleep stupid bleep bleep faeries and their bleep bleep bleep obsessions. He had better stop bleep bleep bleep the bleep bleep rules or I will bleep bleep bleep the little bleeeeeeeeeeep.

If I ever saw him again,he was going to get a proper introduction to Tasey.

We linked hands—my ex-boyfriend, my boyfriend, and my former friend-then-enemy-then friend and I—and walked through a door to see if maybe empty carbs were good for something after all.

What a lovely balance. Lend shows whatever he wants the world to see and you see through whatever the world wants to show you.

Can't he be lonely and unbalanced around someone else's girlfriend?

No worries.You go save the world.I'm gonna finish getting a cavity.