You bet your Grannie's Panties I will.

...treat people with understanding when you can, and fake it when you can't until you do understand.

As the joke goes, you don’t have to be faster than the wolf chasing you, just faster than everyone else running away.

I'm only going to be here for a time, then leave you." His gaze met mine. "And I will cry when I go, because I could love you forever.

I thought it odd that the woman was over a thousand years old but thought the microwave was primitive.

Lately I’d begun carrying pain amulets in my bag, like some people have breath mints.

Why?" I said, taking the paper from him as Al smiled. "If it's not what I agreed to, I will burn Al's gonads off the first chance I get. Turn around. I need to use your back for a second." "Ah, hold on a tick," Al said, snapping his fingers again and catching the new paper drifting down. "How silly of me. This is the one. Here.