Endings are not always bad. Most times they're just beginnings in disguise.

The quickest way to a woman's crotch is through her gullet. Can I make you a cake?" Big Al to Pierce, then Rachel.

Okay, you drive," she said. "I'll sit with m head hanging out of the window like a golden retriever.

If it was up to me, I’d choose the hard path with the easy ending, not the easy path with the hard end.

...Everyone had to eat, but eating people wasn't polite.

I jerked to a stop at the door to my room. "What's wrong with my boots?" I said, thinking they were the only thing that I was going to keep on. Ah…the only thing from this outfit, not the only thing total.

Anything worth having is going to be hard