A German wine label is one of the things life's too short for.

Now and then I become conscious of having the reputation of being one of the great drinkers, if not one of the great drunks, of our time.

A German wine label is one of the things life's too short for, a daunting testimony to that peculiar nation's love of detail and organization.

He who truly believes he has a hangover has no hangover.

Wives and such are constantly filling up any refrigerator they have a claim on, even its ice-compartment, with irrelevant rubbish like food.

The first, indeed the only, requirement of a diet is that it should lose you weight without reducing your alcoholic intake by the smallest degree.

I sometimes feel that more lousy dishes are presented under the banner of pate than any other.