I'll pour you the first one and after that, if you don't have one, it's your own f****** fault. You know where it is.
Kingsley AmisGrowing older, I have lost the need to be political, which means ... the need to be left. I am driven to grudging toleration of the Conservative Party because it is the party of non-politics, of resistance to politics.
Kingsley AmisThe rewards for being sane may not be very many, but knowing what's funny is one of them.
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