A bad review may spoil your breakfast, but you shouldn't allow it to spoil your lunch.
I'll pour you the first one and after that, if you don't have one, it's your own f****** fault. You know where it is.
Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go.
Outside every fat man there is an even fatter man trying to close in.
Cats are only human, they have their faults.
A German wine label is one of the things life's too short for.