The first, indeed the only, requirement of a diet is that it should lose you weight without reducing your alcoholic intake by the smallest degree.
Kingsley AmisThe ideal of brotherhood of man, the building of the Just City, is one that cannot be discarded without lifelong feelings of disappointment and loss. But, if we are to live in the real world, discard it we must.
Kingsley AmisEducation is one thing and instruction, however worthy, necessary and incidentally or monetarily educative, another.
Kingsley AmisA German wine label is one of the things life's too short for, a daunting testimony to that peculiar nation's love of detail and organization.
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