The rewards for being sane may not be very many, but knowing what's funny is one of them.
Kingsley AmisEducation is one thing and instruction, however worthy, necessary and incidentally or monetarily educative, another.
Kingsley AmisYour attitude measures up to the two requirements of love. You want to go to bed with her and can't, and you don't know her very well. Ignorance of the other person topped up with deprivation, Jim. You fit the formula all right, and what's more you want to go on fitting it.
Kingsley AmisIf there's one word that sums up everything that's gone wrong since the war, it's Workshop. After Youth, that is.
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