I'll pour you the first one and after that, if you don't have one, it's your own f****** fault. You know where it is.

A blonde girl wearing a man's shirt but in all other visible respects unmanly to the point of outright effeminacy.

The rewards for being sane may not be very many, but knowing what's funny is one of them.

Education is one thing and instruction, however worthy, necessary and incidentally or monetarily educative, another.

Laziness has become the chief characteristic of journalism, displacing incompetence.

Now and then I become conscious of having the reputation of being one of the great drinkers, if not one of the great drunks, of our time.

Consciousness was upon him before he could get out of the way.