I had seen Cheers twice, I think. Ted [Danson] had so much hair in his widow's peak that I remember thinking, "That dude looks like Eddie Munster."

When you're the spokeswoman for a weight-loss program, everything is witnessed. I weigh in once a week with a witness. I have to sign an affidavit saying I cannot have any surgeries.

I love marriage. I failed at marriage, but I'd rather go into anything with gusto and fail than go into it half-assed.

I had the halfway house. I can't tell how many nights I spent around my kitchen table, soothing broken hearts.

I have a hotline to the tabloids. When I get up in the morning, I call the Star, and the last thing at night, I call them. I want them to have the inside track.

Smile, don’t frown. Look up don’t look down. Believe in yourself Don’t let yourself go. Just be who you are. And let your live flow.

To tell you the honest-to-God truth: without Scientology, I would be dead. So, I can personally highly recommend it.