When we have fights in our family, they don't end with an apology. You make up by getting back to normal. Like you'll call and say, 'You want to go shopping?'

I've worked so hard to keep this family together.

I didn't expect to see Kim, but I'm gonna be professional when I really just want to sock her in the face

I'm proof that, even after having a baby, you can look better and sexier than ever!

Ive been wearing lipstick since I was in 7th grade. That was our form of daring self-expression, because we had to wear uniforms in school. It made our teachers so angry.

You are so annoying. I could literally slap the sh*t out of you and feel so much better.

When I was pregnant, a few of my friends told me that their babies slept in bed with them. I remember thinking how crazy that was. Then I started reading up on it and decided it was something I actually wanted to try.