Being a mom is what life is about. I hope people realize what the priorities in life should be and know not everything has to be perfect.

Being a mom is what life is about. I hope people realize what the priorities in life should be and know not everything has to be perfect.

I think motherhood is just about instinct. I remember coming home from the hospital and having no idea what we were doing.

A tan is the best accessory for any outfit!

It'd be fun to rip Khloe's pubes out one by one.

I'm five feet tall - I'm very petite - so for me, if I'm wearing a skirt or dress, it needs to be short, or else it makes me look frumpy. I need to wear either something really short or a maxi dress; anything in between just looks weird.

Sometimes I just wish nobody knew who I was.