You are so annoying. I could literally slap the sh*t out of you and feel so much better.

When we have fights in our family, they don't end with an apology. You make up by getting back to normal. Like you'll call and say, 'You want to go shopping?'

It'd be fun to rip Khloe's pubes out one by one.

Ive been wearing lipstick since I was in 7th grade. That was our form of daring self-expression, because we had to wear uniforms in school. It made our teachers so angry.

I think I have mental problems, I think I have like weird obsessions with things, really annoying.

Being alone & actually sitting with our own thoughts can lead to such growth and realizations that are rare in our everyday busy lives.

I've worked so hard to keep this family together.