I would say a lack of sleep is a cause for feeling not so beautiful. On those days, I try to drink lots of water and put on the biggest sunglasses I can find.

You are so annoying. I could literally slap the sh*t out of you and feel so much better.

I have had breast implants, but it's so funny 'cause it's not a secret; I could care less.

Motherhood has most definitely changed me and my life. Its so crazy how drastic even the small details change - in such an amazing way. Even silly things, like the fact that all of my pictures on my cell phone used to be of me at photo shoots - conceited, I know! - but now every single picture on my phone is of Mason.

It'd be fun to rip Khloe's pubes out one by one.

I didn't expect to see Kim, but I'm gonna be professional when I really just want to sock her in the face

When we have fights in our family, they don't end with an apology. You make up by getting back to normal. Like you'll call and say, 'You want to go shopping?'