My life was over, finished, and I’d never seen Pearl Jam play live

Hate is not a feeling toward another, but a feeling of defeat by another.

I don’t intend to use beer as a crutch and drink until I pass out. So advice, keep an eye on that so you can get in there and get yourself drunk sex before it turns unpretty and drunk sex ends with me puking and / or passing out during the act.

Rule Number One in the India Savage Life Code: When in doubt or possible trouble, lie.

Seriously, I don’t care if feminists hunt me down and burn me at the stake, that man crooked his finger at me, I’d follow him into a bank and rob it at his side.

I prefer your smiles and laughter, wife, but there are far worse things than your tears wetting my skin.

You're pissed I laid it out and you're gonna go nurse your snit