It's never too late to reach for happiness and no matter what life has done to you, it's never too late to find it.

It's never too late to reach for happiness and no matter what life has done to you, it's never too late to find it.

Rule Number One in the India Savage Life Code: When in doubt or possible trouble, lie.

Life's a roller coaster. Best damn ride in the park. You don't close your eyes, hold on and wait for it to be over, babe. You keep your eyes open, lift your hands straight up in the air and enjoy the ride for as long as it lasts.

Even though I felt like crying, I did my very best to smile.

I don’t intend to use beer as a crutch and drink until I pass out. So advice, keep an eye on that so you can get in there and get yourself drunk sex before it turns unpretty and drunk sex ends with me puking and / or passing out during the act.

You want sweet dreams, lose the attitude and you might find I'll give you reason to have them.