It's never too late to reach for happiness and no matter what life has done to you, it's never too late to find it.

You're pissed I laid it out and you're gonna go nurse your snit

Seriously, I don’t care if feminists hunt me down and burn me at the stake, that man crooked his finger at me, I’d follow him into a bank and rob it at his side.

You got one life, never use it just to breathe.

Thank you for keeping it a secret. There aren't many of those in this tribe.

I'm not going to work in a place where I can't eat donuts.

You lose anyone, there’s no replacing them. What you need to get is that’s precious, you get to keep that, you don’t want to replace it. That doesn’t mean you can’t find something else just as good.