Rule Number One in the India Savage Life Code: When in doubt or possible trouble, lie.

That’s the beauty of books. We get to take what we want out of them and it can be different for everyone.

I prefer your smiles and laughter, wife, but there are far worse things than your tears wetting my skin.

Wherever you are, however you got there, if it's good, you're meant to be there either because you earned it or life led you there and you were smart enough to hold on.

I'm not going to work in a place where I can't eat donuts.

Rule Number One in the India Savage Life Code: When in doubt or possible trouble, lie.

Thank you for keeping it a secret. There aren't many of those in this tribe.