Rule Number One in the India Savage Life Code: When in doubt or possible trouble, lie.

Wherever you are, however you got there, if it's good, you're meant to be there either because you earned it or life led you there and you were smart enough to hold on.

Then she declared loudly, "Smoke break!" and everyone's eyes came to us, some of them shocked seeing as these days you could light up a doobie and no one would blink but if you lit up a smoke, you courted being publicly stoned to death.

You want sweet dreams, lose the attitude and you might find I'll give you reason to have them.

Hate no one, for hate is a starving beast who has just found its prey.

I prefer your smiles and laughter, wife, but there are far worse things than your tears wetting my skin.

Thank you for keeping it a secret. There aren't many of those in this tribe.