I just want to say, that if Jesus were alive, what would he be doing? Well, he would probably be accepting and loving people how they're made. And I always say this and it's really the truth. If being 4'11 was a sin, what would I do? Well, I could wear heels and I could add a wig.

I think it's fun to love-to-hate people.

I think, for me, I have to remember that I'm telling a story in some way.

The lasting legacy of the Cooter Smash is that I'm the first to know when it's going to rain. That's right. I both sing and predict the weather with my hoo hoo.

I don't understand what the big deal is with gay marriage. Get over it, people.

Calling all dance music producers! I'm available.

I want to eat good Italian food and get better at their language. It seems so romantic too.