I was on this path to becoming a computer-science guy, but I didn't like it. I got no joy from it. It was very, very scary. It was suffocating to think that I was just going to do this thing for the rest of my life.

I love constructive criticism. I love getting notes when I'm acting. I love them telling me what to do. I don't always agree with it, but I really need it.

I approximated the Black Friday experience at home by hurling myself into a wall a number of times and then ordering online.

It wasn't until I moved to New York that I decided to make a conscious effort to be myself.

I think, you know, a lot of the business of comedy is taking your personal experiences and making them relatable to other people.

I never really got into game shows. The easiest one is Wheel Of Fortune because you just have to know words, and for the most part everyone knows words.

I love, love, love the street-cart food. Gyros are like a meat-flavored fruit roll-up. A meat roll-up.