I am a very nerdy guy. I understand that it's easier to cast me as a nerdy guy than an action star - although I would love to be an action star!

The whole religion of Islam is based on reward and punishment and reward and punishment, and it becomes a part of how you think of everything. Even yourself.

I think being funny had something to do with feeling like an outsider, not feeling cool - insecurity.

I never really got into game shows. The easiest one is Wheel Of Fortune because you just have to know words, and for the most part everyone knows words.

Just because you saw a vampire doesn't mean that a snowman or a Loch Ness Monster also exists.

I approximated the Black Friday experience at home by hurling myself into a wall a number of times and then ordering online.

I was on this path to becoming a computer-science guy, but I didn't like it. I got no joy from it. It was very, very scary. It was suffocating to think that I was just going to do this thing for the rest of my life.