Canada is lacking two things. It's true. Don't make me say it again. The first is Olympic Heroes [...] The second thing that Canada is lacking is Memorial Day, which is today by the way, where we in the States celebrate our war heroes by having barbeques . And I realize here in Canada you can't have barbeques because you'd probably be attacked by a moose, or caribou, or even a grizzly.

Wrestlers in the U.S.A. are very aggressive. All they want to do is attack, but they'll make mistakes.

You don't BOO an Olympic Gold Medalist!

You want ME in the ring? Now I know you've been drinking

Children love me, dammit!

I became the first ever Euro-continental champion in WWF history. Well, besides D-Lo Brown, but he doesn't count.

I hear your chants. I hear your cat calls. And yes it's true. I'm obsessed with other men's balls. WORD!