Believe it or not, I kind of went into professional wrestling so I could get an avenue into acting.

Not to mention our former tag team champions lost their titles after my good friend Christian was hit in the genitals with a hockey stick by a midgit! I mean enough is enough

I hear your chants. I hear your cat calls. And yes it's true. I'm obsessed with other men's balls. WORD!

I just got pinned by a freakin' twelve year old.

You can turn a giant into a mouse just by getting him fatigued. That was my whole game plan.

I have a little nursery rhyme for all you children out there, something even the Godfather can understand. 'You can prance and you can dance, but when it comes to relations, keep it in your pants.

I became the first ever Euro-continental champion in WWF history. Well, besides D-Lo Brown, but he doesn't count.