You want ME in the ring? Now I know you've been drinking

I have a little nursery rhyme for all you children out there, something even the Godfather can understand. 'You can prance and you can dance, but when it comes to relations, keep it in your pants.

You can turn a giant into a mouse just by getting him fatigued. That was my whole game plan.

Your Olympic Hero is scheduled to wrestle a match against the man they call the big red retard; not that I have anything against retarded people cause I don't. As a matter of fact, I have a lot of retarded fans out there that admire and respect your Olympic Hero, and I wish them well.

You want ME in the ring? Now I know you've been drinking

I just got pinned by a freakin' twelve year old.

I became the first ever Euro-continental champion in WWF history. Well, besides D-Lo Brown, but he doesn't count.