You want ME in the ring? Now I know you've been drinking

I teased Randy Orton because he started using my finish, the Angle Slam. I said, 'Hey, I don't mind you using it, but at least give it a name.' When he hits it, the announcers just say, 'Well, he just hit that... thing.'

I hear your chants. I hear your cat calls. And yes it's true. I'm obsessed with other men's balls. WORD!

Not to mention our former tag team champions lost their titles after my good friend Christian was hit in the genitals with a hockey stick by a midgit! I mean enough is enough

You want ME in the ring? Now I know you've been drinking

If your Olympic Hero were to use the Worm in the 1996 Olympic Games, it would be so embarassing to all the other atheletes - and our country, mind you- that the USA would have finished behind Guam.

You can turn a giant into a mouse just by getting him fatigued. That was my whole game plan.