You want ME in the ring? Now I know you've been drinking

Believe it or not, I kind of went into professional wrestling so I could get an avenue into acting.

Your Olympic Hero is scheduled to wrestle a match against the man they call the big red retard; not that I have anything against retarded people cause I don't. As a matter of fact, I have a lot of retarded fans out there that admire and respect your Olympic Hero, and I wish them well.

I have a little nursery rhyme for all you children out there, something even the Godfather can understand. 'You can prance and you can dance, but when it comes to relations, keep it in your pants.

Wrestlers in the U.S.A. are very aggressive. All they want to do is attack, but they'll make mistakes.

You can turn a giant into a mouse just by getting him fatigued. That was my whole game plan.

Children love me, dammit!