I became the first ever Euro-continental champion in WWF history. Well, besides D-Lo Brown, but he doesn't count.

Join me in Olympic Heros for Abstinence. The best sex is no sex.

I feel like a real cowboy! Yippi Ki Yay!

You do not boo an Olympic Gold Medalist. I'm the best in the world. I came here for you. You don't boo me.

Not to mention our former tag team champions lost their titles after my good friend Christian was hit in the genitals with a hockey stick by a midgit! I mean enough is enough

Your Olympic Hero is scheduled to wrestle a match against the man they call the big red retard; not that I have anything against retarded people cause I don't. As a matter of fact, I have a lot of retarded fans out there that admire and respect your Olympic Hero, and I wish them well.

I wasn't surprised at all. In fact, I thought, why stop there? Why not add the Big Show, or Chris Jericho, or the whole state of Nebraska for that matter? And don't you think a wrestling ring is a little old school, Lilian? Why not put the match in a shark tank, with real live sharks? Hungry sharks! And the only way to beat your opponent is to stuff him down a shark's throat, and pin the shark. Wouldn't that be a hoot?