I hear your chants. I hear your cat calls. And yes it's true. I'm obsessed with other men's balls. WORD!

Oh its real, its damn real

Canada is lacking two things. It's true. Don't make me say it again. The first is Olympic Heroes [...] The second thing that Canada is lacking is Memorial Day, which is today by the way, where we in the States celebrate our war heroes by having barbeques . And I realize here in Canada you can't have barbeques because you'd probably be attacked by a moose, or caribou, or even a grizzly.

You know... when one speaks your name very fast, it just sounds like just incredible

You can prance and you can dance, but when it comes to relations, keep it in your pants.

Wrestlers in the U.S.A. are very aggressive. All they want to do is attack, but they'll make mistakes.

You do not boo an Olympic Gold Medalist. I'm the best in the world. I came here for you. You don't boo me.