I hear your chants. I hear your cat calls. And yes it's true. I'm obsessed with other men's balls. WORD!

Children love me, dammit!

If your Olympic Hero were to use the Worm in the 1996 Olympic Games, it would be so embarassing to all the other atheletes - and our country, mind you- that the USA would have finished behind Guam.

You can turn a giant into a mouse just by getting him fatigued. That was my whole game plan.

Im in professional wrestling, which is what I do for a living. I coordinate stunts. I memorize them.

Canada is lacking two things. It's true. Don't make me say it again. The first is Olympic Heroes [...] The second thing that Canada is lacking is Memorial Day, which is today by the way, where we in the States celebrate our war heroes by having barbeques . And I realize here in Canada you can't have barbeques because you'd probably be attacked by a moose, or caribou, or even a grizzly.

Hey, I drank milk that was a DAY past its expiration date. Now THAT is extreme!