If your Olympic Hero were to use the Worm in the 1996 Olympic Games, it would be so embarassing to all the other atheletes - and our country, mind you- that the USA would have finished behind Guam.

I wasn't surprised at all. In fact, I thought, why stop there? Why not add the Big Show, or Chris Jericho, or the whole state of Nebraska for that matter? And don't you think a wrestling ring is a little old school, Lilian? Why not put the match in a shark tank, with real live sharks? Hungry sharks! And the only way to beat your opponent is to stuff him down a shark's throat, and pin the shark. Wouldn't that be a hoot?

If your Olympic Hero were to use the Worm in the 1996 Olympic Games, it would be so embarassing to all the other atheletes - and our country, mind you- that the USA would have finished behind Guam.

You want ME in the ring? Now I know you've been drinking

You can turn a giant into a mouse just by getting him fatigued. That was my whole game plan.

Wrestlers in the U.S.A. are very aggressive. All they want to do is attack, but they'll make mistakes.

Im in professional wrestling, which is what I do for a living. I coordinate stunts. I memorize them.