If your Olympic Hero were to use the Worm in the 1996 Olympic Games, it would be so embarassing to all the other atheletes - and our country, mind you- that the USA would have finished behind Guam.

Oh its real, its damn real

I just got pinned by a freakin' twelve year old.

You do not boo an Olympic Gold Medalist. I'm the best in the world. I came here for you. You don't boo me.

Pro wrestling is not fake; it's sports entertainment. We go out there and we perform, and a lot of what we do out there is real, but we're not going to insult anyone's intelligence - there is a predetermined winner. It's just the fans don't know who it is, and that's what makes it so intriguing.

Join me in Olympic Heros for Abstinence. The best sex is no sex.

You can prance and you can dance, but when it comes to relations, keep it in your pants.