I have a little nursery rhyme for all you children out there, something even the Godfather can understand. 'You can prance and you can dance, but when it comes to relations, keep it in your pants.

Your Olympic Hero is scheduled to wrestle a match against the man they call the big red retard; not that I have anything against retarded people cause I don't. As a matter of fact, I have a lot of retarded fans out there that admire and respect your Olympic Hero, and I wish them well.

I just got pinned by a freakin' twelve year old.

Im in professional wrestling, which is what I do for a living. I coordinate stunts. I memorize them.

You know... when one speaks your name very fast, it just sounds like just incredible

You can turn a giant into a mouse just by getting him fatigued. That was my whole game plan.

Oh its real, its damn real