My heart is broke, but I have some glue, help me inhale and mend it with you.

Zits are beauty marks.

It must be one of those narcissists who only appreciate things when they're gone. I'm too sensitive. I need to be slightly numb in order to regain the enthusiasms I once had as a child.

I like to feel prejudice towards people who are prejudice

America may be the land of the free, but there are definitely more ignorant people there. Most of the population are semi-retarded.

Once you fall in love... It's different.

I wish I would tell our audience that we don't hate them without sounding cheesy.