I thought I would try to be gay for a while, but I'm just more sexually attracted to women. But I'm really glad that I found a few gay friends, because it totally saved me from becoming a monk or something.

You create attention to attract attention.

None of you will ever know what I am thinking.

There is plenty of Hühnerfleisch in the Kühlschrank. (There is plenty of chicken in the fridge).

If it was up to me, I'd get more oil tanker drivers drunk. I don't value music much. I like the Beatles, but I hate Paul McCartney. I like Led Zeppelin, but I hate Robert Plant. I like the Who, but I hate Roger Daltrey.

Rather be dead than cool.

I called Leo Fender, the dead guy, a dork. Now I'll never get an endorsement.